潘蜜拉的盒子 Pamela's Box

一個很有意思的阿兜仔寄給我的

不敢說自己是樹頂上的那顆蘋果  也不想做  因為高處不勝寒

但也決不做那種滿地都是  讓人當爛蘋果檢

凡是中庸就好  只是 ..............

我的 right person 是不是體力不好  還是視力太差  怎麼那麼久還不來ㄚ

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them. In reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.